Blonde Redhead I have a crush on a blonde redheaded girl. She plays the tuba in the school band. Her father is fat and he plays the jew harp. Sometimes i see him skinny dipping in his pool. He also likes to cook eggs naked. He might be a nudist but i'm not sure. The girl i liked wanted to kiss me last year. I hope she still likes me. I used to pretend that she would ask to marry her and then she could cook me some cheese sandwiches every nigth before to sleep. I thing she will fall in love with me. I will buy her a pet cat or a small dog. it will all work out because of hair. - Harn Korn